Alexis Quote by Erin McCarthy

“Do you promise to help me pack up my apartment and get all my stuff? I have a lot of stuff. A lot. Shoes…

— Dakota Cassidy

“To every party, I bring my own booze. No need to help me carry it, as I walk in with it already in my…

— Jarod Kintz

“The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption?”

— Elle Lothlorien

“Anything. I'll do anything you ask me to, so long as you're shirtless.”

— Colleen Hoover

“... that was what should truly matter in this world. What you have to offer people, not what you can buy.”

— Elizabeth Eulberg

“Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.”

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I’m wearing the costume of a customer, and it smells cheap. Can you pass me the coupons, please?”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping.”

— Christy Leigh Stewart

“Be generous in giving credit. It costs nothing and buys eternal allegiance.”

— John A. Brock

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection. Please, have a seat on my penis. Can I get you something…

— Jarod Kintz

“When you take what isn't offered freely, you have nothing.”

— Nora Roberts

“All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.”

— Christine Zolendz