"If her legs open up faster than Google's……" — Eniss
"If her legs open up faster than Google's homepage. She is not girlfriend material bro."
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22 Quotes by Eniss
Eniss has 22 quotes on this site.
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If you could see your self, just for a day, you'd see how everyone else sees you. And my god,…
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Getting a lot of girls isn't something to be proud of, Keeping one is.
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When you're lost in love you never wanna find you way out.
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Throughout my life, I've always been afraid of losing people I love, Sometimes I wonder, if there anyone out there…
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Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out their is crazy about you so please don't ever forget…
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There's that one person you'll never get over no matter how long it's been.
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I can honestly say that I'm almost over you, I don't care what you're doing, You're not on my mind…
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I'm not afraid to fall in love, I'm afraid to fall for the wrong person again.
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I was in love a million times. First was when I met her, and the rest, was everytime I look…
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My heart is that crack in the side walk, you walk on every single day
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When someone really loves you they don't have to say it, you know, just by the way they treat you.
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Anyone has Facebook??
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