"If your legs open up faster than Googles……" — Hussein Nishah

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• Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it. — Chuck Palahniuk
• When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and… — T.D. Jakes
• Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes. — Napoleon Bonaparte
• I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. — Thomas Edison
• Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. — Oscar Wilde
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? — Steven Wright
• No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. — Ashleigh Brilliant
• No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years… — Hunter S. Thompson
• If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. — Marilyn Monroe
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. — Steven Wright
• Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. — Richelle Mead

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