"The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt……" — Ellen DeGeneres

"The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head."

— Ellen DeGeneres

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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.

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Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too. — Marcus Aurelius
Let us consider the glorious Saint Paul: it seems that no other name fell from his lips than that of… — Teresa of Avila
I fell in love with Africa and began helping people fix things there. — Martha Beck
I literally fell among Quakers when I went up to Oxford. — Lionel Blue
I remember once, actually the first race I ran, I fell. — Usain Bolt
My thinking was taught to tribes in South Africa like the Zulus and Xhosas. At the time there were about… — Edward de Bono
I decided to study special education and fell in love with working with individuals with autism. That's what I planned… — Clay Aiken
But who cares? I can honestly look back and realize that everything happened for a reason. Everything that fell apart… — Edie Brickell
My mother's family were full-on Irish Catholics - faith in an elaborate old fashioned, highly conservative and madly baroque style.… — Geraldine Brooks
I was in Europe and it was at this stage that I fell in love with Americans in uniform. And… — Madeleine Albright
I was a kid who went to film school and fell into acting. — Edward Burns
America fell in love with the innocence of a kid who just was honest, saying, I did the best I… — Paula Abdul

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