"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough,……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Antlers Quotes
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You should never put the new antlers of a deer to your nose and smell them. They have little insects…
— Yoshida Kenko
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How strange a thing is death, bringing to his knees, bringing to his antlers The buck in the snow .…
— Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Treasured Pagan Deities were misrepresented and distorted by the Christians for political and religious gain. Dressing their own Satan, who…
— Laurie Cabot
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When we put the antlers on the model and then draped over it the lace embroidery that we had made,…
— Alexander McQueen
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The tragedy of a species becoming unfit for life by over-evolving one ability is not confined to humankind. Thus it…
— Peter Wessel Zapffe
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But one day, when I was still young, I was parted from my family and left my native country. I…
— Georg Solti
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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
— Rodney Dangerfield
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The father of a daughter is nothing but a high-class hostage. A father turns a stony face to his sons,…
— Garrison Keillor
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Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.
— Tori Amos
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the feminine journey is a story unfolding, and its epiphanies come through real things, through tangibles like walking sticks and…
— Sue Monk Kidd
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends…
— Cassandra Clare
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