"One time I actually cleaned out my closet……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres has 247 quotes on this site.
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Cleaned Quotes
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There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and…
— Kris Carr
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Let me back up a little and tell you why I prefer writing to real life: You can rewrite. A…
— Harlan Coben
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She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone…
— Drake
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I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned
— Drake
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There are fewer chemical pollutants in the air. Our drinking water is safer. Our food standards have been raised. We've…
— William J. Clinton
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Although wrongs have been done to me, I live in hopes. I have not got two hearts....Now we are together…
— Black Kettle
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
— Dennis Miller
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The words to country songs are very earthy like the blues. They're not as dressed up and the people are…
— Ray Charles
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Laws and institutions, like clocks, must occasionally be cleaned, wound up, and set to true time.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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Well, I've cleaned bathrooms in a warehouse. That was pretty terrible. But I can't complain because I'm sure other people…
— Cee Lo Green
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I started noticing how stained the pavements are in London. The pavements in Beverly Hills aren't used; in London, they're…
— Julie Christie
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I gathered all of the Jewish mukhtars, who have contact with Arabs in different villages and asked them to whisper…
— Yigal Allon
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