"And now I've got to explain the smell……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"And now I've got to explain the smell that was in there before I went in there. Does that ever happen to you? It's not your fault. You've held your breath, you just wanna get out, and now you open the door and you have to explain, 'Oh! Listen, there's an odor in there and I didn't do it. It's bad."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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