Quote by Elle Field

“Dead bodies. Dead bodies. Lots of them.”

— Elle Field

“Ironically, as I think this, the Tube pulls into Earl’s Court where I need to switch lines for Sloane Square. Maybe I’m destined to…

— Elle Field

“I wasn’t always spoilt and superficial though. A fuzzy image of a girl travelling economy on budget airlines swirls in my mind but I…

— Elle Field

“Piers was tall, dark and handsome – that old chestnut – and you could see he was well-defined underneath his clothes, despite his appalling…

— Elle Field

“How can my dad, my dad of all people, know about rimming? I’m astounded, I’m mortified, and I’m everything in-between. I have to be…

— Elle Field

“Of course, dear. I knew the moment I saw you that we are meant for great things. I’m never wrong about these things, you…

— Elle Field

“Despite my suspicions of perversion though, his voice sounded clear-cut in that certain way that makes girls melt, or maybe just me. However, this…

— Elle Field

“It is important I act haughty and peeved like he has disturbed me from very important thoughts. These could be thoughts dreaming up a…

— Elle Field

“I resolutely ignored my parents’ questions about what I would do once I had that important piece of paper certifying my three years as…

— Elle Field

“I suspect a lot of people would dub me as immoral over naughty with my conflicted love issues, but hey! I was an economics,…

— Elle Field

“You look like you’re suffering from colour vomit.”

— Elle Field

“For Mum a dinner invitation can solve any of the world’s wrongs and make them right. I mean, obviously if someone had sat down…

— Elle Field