Ifs Quote by Elizabeth Taylor Download Open image “If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!” — Elizabeth Taylor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ifs Inspirational Laugh at yourself Laughing Laughter
If you can't laugh at yourself, you don't deserve to laugh at anybody else. — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
You have to laugh at yourself because if you can't, you may as well give up! — Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall Copy Share Image
You have to laugh at yourself, because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. — Emily Saliers Copy Share Image
If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Any home where there is love constitutes a family and all families should have the same legal rights, including the right to marry and… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Michael Jackson is part of my heart. We would do anything for each other. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Why shouldn't gay people be allowed to be able to marry? Those against gay marriages say marriage should only be between a man and… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
“If we do not alter with the times, the times yet alter us. We may stand perfectly still, but our surroundings shift round and… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
I gave a very dear friend of mine my humanitarian award. Because you don't need an award to be, or not be, a humanitarian. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Everything was handed to me - looks, fame, wealth, honour, love. I rarely had to fight for anything — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Originally, we were going to set up a cappuccino bar in the showroom, but we've been so busy, ... We decided when we're old and grey, we're going to set up a coffee shop, and we formed the company about 18 months ago when we thought of the name. It's going to be TLC - Tastes Like Chocolate. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was supposed to do. I didn't want to exploit it or be too "actory" about it, if that makes any sense. That's also why I didn't shave my head; I feel like you have to earn that.… — Monica Potter Copy Share
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
Histories never conclude; they just pause their prose. Their stories are, if they are truthful, untidy affairs, resistant to windings-up and sortings-out. They beat… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
If you ask an introvert a question, wait until she thinks about it. Introverts think before speaking, not through speaking. If you want to… — Laurie Helgoe Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul will be consigned to eternal torment in the never-ending subterranean barbecue if you fail to follow the whacky edicts of one particular set of puckered dogwhistles or another. You may recall from the great movie Strange… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I understand that it's the music that keeps me alive... That's my lifeblood. And to give that up for, like, the TV, the cars, the houses - that's not the American dream. That's the booby prize, in the end. Those are the booby prizes. And if you fall for them - if, when you achieve them, you believe that this… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share
If we gave up our freedom as the price of security, we would no longer be the great nation that we are. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
If my campaign is not in the debate, we will not be talking about how we really fix this problem of endless and expanding war, why we need to cut the military budget by 50%, why we need to bring back our troops scattered overseas, the police force of the world, in over a hundred countries, something like eight hundred… — Jill Stein Copy Share
Nothing is so powerful as an insight into human nature... what compulsions drive a man, what instincts dominate his action. If you know these… — William Bernbach Copy Share Image
