Dark-humour Quote by Elizabeth Morgan

“Think of me as Robin Hood in a suit.”

— Sylvain Reynard

“Confused, I followed Robin into the back room, where he began sorting through carefully wrapped canvases that hadn’t been stored in the vertical racks…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“Robin Hood just called, he wants Sherwood Forest back.”

— Heather Vogel Frederick

“You’re awfully confident for someone the size of a flea bite.” Robin almost laughed at the insult Kael muttered. Michaela did laugh. “I know,…

— Dana Marie Bell

“bloody hell, things are bad when you want to be a robin more then yourself”

— My Madder Fatter Diary Rae Earl

“My forehead hit the table again with a thud. Ow. The words left me in a rush. “I’m-fucking-the-married-closeted-father-of-my-only-close-friend-in-the-entire-world-and-his-wife-is-going-to-be-here-in-two-weeks.” I heard the hiss as Robin…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“If you’ve got a bag in that SUV, you might as well get it out.” “He’s not staying here,” Lisa countered. “I say he…

— Sarah McCarty

“Its back was to him, showing broad shoulders armored in bark and stone, black as night, and a thick mane cascading down its spine…

— H. Anthe Davis

“Jonathon stretched his arms, like he was reading himself for exercise. He leaned back and asked, "Why are you doing this?" Robin was a…

— Jaron Lee Knuth

“Forget the trunk. You can have the back seat ... but you have to duck.”

— Anthony Paull

“He looks funny in a suit jacket, like a bear dressed up in costume for the circus. I would never tell him that, though.”

— Lauren Oliver

“To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-No Come play with me; Why should you run Through the shaking tree As though I'd a gun To strike…

— W.B. Yeats