““My forehead hit the table again with a thud. Ow. The words left me in a rush. “I’m-fucking-the-married-closeted-father-of-my-only-close-friend-in-the-entire-world-and-his-wife-is-going-to-be-here-in-two-weeks.” I heard the hiss as Robin sucked his breath in between his teeth. “Ouch.” “Yeah.” I sighed, my forehead rubbing against the table as I nodded miserably. At least he didn’t try to deny the idiotic part. “You know there’s absolutely no way that can end well.” “Duh.””
