Humourous-quote Quote by Edward Lorn Download Open image ““Happy enough to smile like a man getting a hand job from a shake weight enthusiast.”” — Edward Lorn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humourous-quote
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