Daughter Quote by Edward Lear

“It was a prom dress.It was pink.It was originally seventy percent off,but Ma got it down to eighty-five percent off by screaming "My water…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

I had just sat down at a table with Star [Jones] and, bam, it just popped all over Star's shoes. Star was like, 'What…

— Holly Robinson Peete

“Lily, the girl who’d talked back to the jock, said, “I want to get as far away from my parents as possible. We’re like…

— Marta Acosta

“The first thing I saw was the pink bubble gum, four feet lower than it should have been, inches above the ground, and framed…

— Aprilynne Pike

“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel instructed without…

— Sylvain Reynard

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg

“Always remember, child, that you are this water, and this water is you.”

— Francesca Cairns

“Water: it has no taste, no smell, no color, and yet it is the most important thing in the world.”

— Paulo Coelho

“Water goes hand in hand with food, just like children and crying.”

— John Joclebs Bassey

“I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad. "I don't know why…

— Krista Ritchie

“Mother is water.”

— Suzy Kassem

“I want to laugh hysterically into a bucket of water, have my humor imprinted on each water molecule and then drink the funniest drink…

— Jarod Kintz