Compliment Quote by Edsger Dijkstra

LISP has jokingly been described as "the most intelligent way to misuse a computer." I think that description is a great compliment because it…

— Edsger Dijkstra

I find it cruel that the word lisp has an s in it.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?

— Steven Wright

Whose cruel idea was it to put the 's' in 'lisp'?

— Anonymous

There's nothing wrong with a lisp.

— Kiernan Shipka

“The attribution of intelligence to machines, crowds of fragments, or other nerd deities obscures more than it illuminates. When people are told that a…

— Jaron Lanier

A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.

— Alan Turing

“Our minds are computers, and whether we’re aware of it or not, they usually catch everything. Problem is, our computers are run by morons—us.”

— Jeff Menapace

“US senator had asked if it were true that computers “will soon be able to secretly interpret a person’s brainwaves.”

— Leslie Berlin

In order to be truly intelligent, computers must understand - that is probably the critical word.

— Paul Allen

“superintelligence: A system that can do all that a human intellect can do, but much faster. By”

— Nick Bostrom

“Computers think that they are smarter than us. But they're not!”

— Dean Morris