"Major third complications can be overcome by lots……" — Eddie Van Halen
"Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol."
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83 Quotes by Eddie Van Halen
Eddie Van Halen has 83 quotes on this site.
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To hell with the rules. If it sounds right, then it is.
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Eventually you'll take the phrases and rhythm patterns you've copped and begin to put your own mark on them
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Rock & Roll is feeling, and after you know most of the basics ... chords, rhythm, scales and bends ...…
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Most beginners want to learn lead because they think it's cool .. consequently, they never really develop good rhythm skills…
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I wanted a Gibson type sound, but with a Strat vibrato ... I bought a body from Charvel for $50.00…
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I was just a punk kid, trying to get a sound out of a guitar that I couldn't get off…
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... I played 'Eruption' two times for the record, and we kept the one that seemed to flow ... there's…
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If your going to learn to play lead guitar, get an electric guitar .. it doesn't have to be an…
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Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts
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I went to the zoo one day and saw a chimp playing with a beat-up acoustic guitar in a way…
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I boil the strings so they stretch.
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A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is…
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More Alcohol Quotes
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one of 1,156 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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