Senior Quote by Ed Fischer

“It feels like I went right from pubescent to senior citizen. But what are you going to do? I'm lucky I caught myself. I…

— Jerry Stahl

“ I'd Better Not-- A man leaned over to a man in a pub And said in a voice ‘I used to be thirty…

— Ian McMillan

“I'm not a young man. I'm old, tired and full of no coffee.”

— Raymond Chandler

“Strange to be almost fifty, no? I feel like I just understood how to be young." "Yes! It's like the last day in a…

— Andrew Sean Greer

“I measure the coffee exactly. Pour in the water. As the flavor bursts, she surrenders. “Oh, you are old for such a long time!”…

— Brock Cole

“She noticed that the man at the table next to her, in his sixties, was watching her. Clearly, he’d caught the show. “Well, he…

— Julie James

“Careful old-timer, your age is showing.” “Hey, I’m only thirty-two. I’m in my prime, woman!” She harrumphed. “Well, I’m a mere twenty-five and you’re…

— Anne Rainey

“Nobody really likes coffee. They just pretend to because drinking coffee makes them feel like a proper adult.”

— Holly Bourne

“You’re thirty-two years old?” “Yes, sir.” “You look younger.” “Clean living.”

— Neil Gaiman

“I’m 32 years old and I’m tired. It’s because I haven’t drank enough coffee. If I had, I’d probably only be 29.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like many men his age, he occupied a kind of limbo, not young enough to be the new face in the bars that everyone…

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar a man on the…

— Robert Anton Wilson