“Kenny, in his late fifties, noticed that senior citizens get free coffee at a local cafe. He asked, “How old do you have to be to be a senior citizen?” The waiter looked at him for a few seconds and… — Ed Fischer Copy Share Image
“YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLDER WHEN… … The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals. … You feel like the morning after the night before, except you haven’t been anywhere. … You decide to procrastinate, but then never get around to it. … You look forward to a dull evening. … You sit in a rocking… — Ed Fischer Copy Share
“Kenny, in his late fifties, noticed that senior citizens get free coffee at a local cafe. He asked, “How old do you have to… — Ed Fischer Copy Share Image