Deadwood Quote by EB Farnum

Hickok's half-women friend's off somewheres on a tear. The orphan square head's in the widow's care. The widow feels put upon. She's asked me…

— EB Farnum

I'm drunk. Correct. What the fuck is it to you?

— Calamity Jane

“For some stupid reason, I had this irrational need to prove to Cooper that I could inspect dead bodies over black coffee and maple…

— Ann Charles

Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy.

— Trixie

Wild Bill Hickok and those two guys that walked past you downstairs save the squarehead kid; tell Ned to stick around so they see…

— Al Swearengen

“I knew that kind of thinking was paranoid, but after the wacky crap that had happened to me over the last couple of months,…

— Ann Charles

“Take your clothes off." "What?" "You heard me." Evelyn forced her mouth shut. She looked around the room, buying time. The faded brown curtains…

— Molly Ann Wishlade

Don't forget to kill Tim.

— Al Swearengen

“Violet Lynn Parker, you’d better spill or I’ll start bellowing ‘Happy Birthday’ to you in my Bobcat Goldthwait voice.”

— Ann Charles

“I had a feeling that Harvey wore his shotgun around the house like a pair of holey underwear.”

— Ann Charles

“Lucille,” Norma Jean whispered loud enough for me to hear from my foliage hideout. She leaned over her walker and adjusted her glasses. “Is…

— Ann Charles

“Call me crotchety, but I didn’t like being bossed around, especially before I’d injected caffeine into my system. Violet Parker”

— Ann Charles