Nobel prize Quote by E.Mavis Hetherington

“I expect I will win one Nobel prize and I may end up eventually winning all categories.”

— Steven Magee

“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing a gun…

— Jarod Kintz

“In the end, it's not your Nobel Prize you're thinking of, it's not your three National Book Awards, and all that. It's your sins…

— Martin Amis

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

— Laura Schlessinger

“A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you…

— Samuel Halpern

I called my mother up when they announced the Nobel Prize, waiting until 7 in the morning. She said, "That's nice - and when…

— Steven Chu

“Allow me to pay this small tribute to you who taught so much to those of us who wanted to be writers when we…

— Ernest Hemingway

I may not have got the Nobel Prize, but I've won countless other awards, including 'Most Inspirational Living Woman Scientist.'

— Jocelyn Bell Burnell

The truth is that anyone, almost anyone, who receives the Nobel Prize has some indirect knowledge of one sort or another that they may…

— James Rothman

Please stop teaching my children that everyone gets a trophy just for participating. What is this, the Nobel Prize? Not everybody gets a trophy.

— Glenn Beck

“someday you're going to win the Nobel Prize for Being Incredibly Pedantic, and I'm going to be so proud of you.”

— John Green

“You cannot be chosen as a winner without contest. Winners have many families but nobody wants to associate with a loser. I will prepare…

— Osunsakin Adewale