Absurd Quote by Dwight D. Eisenhower

I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names

— Demetri Martin

I guess if the president of the United States gives you a nickname, you have to stick with it.

— Brad Marchand

Donald Trump seems to do a good job mentioning his own name.

— Barack Obama

I didn't like the sound of people gasping at the mere mention of my name. It horrified me...

— Joni Mitchell

I was always a little skeptical of how voters would react to my name.

— Raja Krishnamoorthi

I don't want my title to define my character. I don't think, as a president, I will change.

— George Weah

I don't care what you label me as long as you call me president.

— Howard Dean

Seriously, I do not think I fit for the presidency.

— Abraham Lincoln

A few people thought I was Bill Clinton, because of the name. I've never complained. Just the fact that you recognise me is enough.…

— George Clinton

That's what America's all about, man, if it's about anything. You can choose your own name.

— Michael Ventura

I'm trying to put the ridiculousness to bed. The president of the United States is the president of the United States.

— Chris Matthews

Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the Presidency.

— Abraham Lincoln