Archaeologists Quote by Douglas Coupland

The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer…

— Quentin Crisp

In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich.

— Douglas Coupland

Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.

— Don DeLillo

I'm pretty religious about the gym. It's as much mental as it is anything else.

— Wes Moore

...the gym is a kind of wildlife preserve for bodily exertion. A preserve protects species whose habitat is vanishing elsewhere, and the gym (and…

— Rebecca Solnit

“Some people have goodness and merit buried deep inside and we glimpse it and see its value but ultimately it's covered by so much…

— Kelli Jae Baeli

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.

— Yahtzee Croshaw

I'm scared of the gym - I see all these machines, and I'm like, 'What is that? What am I supposed to do?'

— Adrienne C. Moore

“Aside from criminology, I’d say archaeology has the highest body count.”

— Jarod Kintz

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating.

— Laurie Halse Anderson

You know, many people believe that we archaeologists are just a collection of old fogies digging around in the ruins after old dried up…

— Griffin Jay

They call it torture when our guys put underwear on a guy's head, stripped him naked, put an egg between his buttcheeks and made…

— Christopher Titus