Florida Quote by Douglas Coupland

“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet pussy, not even a…

— Arthur Graham

“Climate change may eventually make Florida uninhabitable for humans.”

— Steven Magee

“The idea that DeSantis single-handedly made Florida a conservative paradise, they quietly griped, was complete fiction.”

— Matt Dixon

“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're…

— Alan Sugar

“Oh. My. God.’ she said, pointing out of the window. ‘Do you know what that is?’ I nodded and said, ‘I think I may…

— Frank Cottrell Boyce

“To Florida -- its dreamers, its builders, its mavericks, and its scoundrels. (Sometimes all four at.)”

— Beatriz Williams

“If a theme runs through the history of Florida, it is this: something's great, and someone comes along to mess it up.”

— Eliot Kleinberg

Usually when people think about Florida, they think about Miami. I like to highlight the rougher part of Florida, which is the swamp and…

— Doechii

“Florida was plenty hot, certainly, and humid, too. Hot enough that your clothes stuck to you like Scotch tape, and sweat dripped like tears…

— John Green

“Seconds before, we were a boy and a girl standing next to each other. The distance between our bodies was out of habit and…

— Monique Truong

“The idea that they were going to have to-eventually-go someplace that was even hotter than this was now was worrying Harrier, but there wasn't…

— Mercedes Lackey

“...in the best tradition of Miami watercraft, most of the other boaters seemed to be trying to kill me. I found that very relaxing.…

— Jeff Lindsay