Florida Quote by Matt Dixon

“Wade tried to imagine Florida before the advent of man, but couldn't. The landscape seemed too thoroughly colonized -- the trailers, factory outlets, and…

— Douglas Coupland

“If a theme runs through the history of Florida, it is this: something's great, and someone comes along to mess it up.”

— Eliot Kleinberg

“In the marshy swamps of Florida resided a large nation of disaffected natives and fugitive slaves, unified in their common interest and enemy, sympathetic…

— Adam Wasserman

“The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else.”

— Frederic Bastiat

“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet pussy, not even a…

— Arthur Graham

“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're…

— Alan Sugar

Let it be signified to me through any channelthat the possession of the Floridas would be desirable to the United States, andin sixty days…

— Thomas Jefferson

“Florida: Promote the positive and reduce or silence the negative.”

— Steven Magee

Of course there are critics who believe that no matter what we do, the Florida dream is over. They claim that we must accept…

— Marco Rubio

“Climate change may eventually make Florida uninhabitable for humans.”

— Steven Magee

“To Florida -- its dreamers, its builders, its mavericks, and its scoundrels. (Sometimes all four at.)”

— Beatriz Williams

“Sometimes fiction is a way of coping with the poison of the world in a way that lets us survive it.”

— Neil Gaiman