Florida Quote by Beatriz Williams

“If a theme runs through the history of Florida, it is this: something's great, and someone comes along to mess it up.”

— Eliot Kleinberg

“Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet pussy, not even a…

— Arthur Graham

“Wade tried to imagine Florida before the advent of man, but couldn't. The landscape seemed too thoroughly colonized -- the trailers, factory outlets, and…

— Douglas Coupland

“This is Florida, where they're cool about putting people to death”

— Patricia Engel

“Regrettably, all the people I know in Florida don't know about anything outside their great country. Plus they expect everyone to understand what they're…

— Alan Sugar

“...in the best tradition of Miami watercraft, most of the other boaters seemed to be trying to kill me. I found that very relaxing.…

— Jeff Lindsay

“My scruples are packing a portmanteau and heading to the coast.”

— Maggie Robinson

Florida is a strange place: hot, beautiful, ugly. I love it here, and how nothing makes sense but still, somehow, there is a rhythm.

— Roxane Gay

“Florida's full of old people-they don't call it God's waiting room for nothing-but precious few of em grew up here.”

— Stephen King

Usually when people think about Florida, they think about Miami. I like to highlight the rougher part of Florida, which is the swamp and…

— Doechii

“Visionary builds what dreamers imagined.”

— Toba Beta

“The idea that DeSantis single-handedly made Florida a conservative paradise, they quietly griped, was complete fiction.”

— Matt Dixon