Quote by Douglas Adams Download Open image ““You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off.”” — Douglas Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“THIS is why I'm single―I'm fat, I'm funny and I won't take it up the bum.” — Rae Earl Copy Share Image
“I’m pretty sure my stomach has a sliver in it from rubbing up against my backbone, so back off, bitch.” — H.J. Bellus Copy Share Image
“When we're not together, I want to be. When we're not touching, I hold out hope for just the slightest, accidental graze. You're all… — Georgia Cates Copy Share Image
“I’m afraid that, if I let myself feel ecstatic about being with you, then when you leave me, I won’t be able to pull… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“She trailed after him, admiring the line of his back. He began climbing the stairs, and she sighed with pleasure. Every bit of him… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“I wouldn’t say I’m a slut. I’m just in touch with my inner slut. And, let me tell you, she rocks.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“If girlfriends were knees, I'd love to have both of mine replaced. That way, it'd be easier to run around on them.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She’s always said you’re with the right person when no matter how bad things get, you’d still rather be with them than anywhere else.” — M. Malone Copy Share Image
“When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn‘t accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Everyone eventually falls for the two of you together. You're meant to be.” — S.C. Stephens Copy Share Image
“Sometimes two people drift apart, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.” — Gwen Cole Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
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