Computers Quote by Douglas Adams Download Open image ““There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine. Now concentrate!”” — Douglas Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Computers Time Time machine
“Birth control was frowned upon by the people in Envy and elsewhere. After so much of the human race had been destroyed, it was… — Joss Ware Copy Share Image
“And this is the moment where I went wrong. This is the gut-churning, if-only instant. If I could go back in time, that's the… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.” — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“You made a mistake, and sadly, time travel has not yet been invented, so why are you still thinking about it?” — Dave Guerrero Copy Share Image
“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “That’s funny, because my sperm was absent.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And she knew that no matter how fast she moved, she could not reach her mother quickly enough, and the doctor would be too… — Kathleen O'Dell Copy Share Image
“If it was a time bomb, then what she had done that day was started the clock.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“He was a crazy Time Lord trying to turn back the clock, to save this woman when he’d failed to save the other.” — Ann Cleeves Copy Share Image
“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I don't understand why we're all connected wirelessly via a little machine that goes in our pocket, to everybody in the world, and you… — Jon M. Chu Copy Share Image
“Probably it goes without saying, but time machine guys don't get a lot of action. Had a one night stand with something cute a… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
The time that one gains cannot be accumulated in a storehouse; it is contradictory to want to save up existence, which, the fact is,… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
“Note found in the patron suggestion box: "You have SIGNS up near the computers that say BE QUIET, but people don't be quiet. They… — Gina Sheridan Copy Share Image
“You weren't born to be a cog in the giant industrial machine. You were trained to become a cog. There's an alternative available to… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
If you stood me in a costume next to a computer graphic of the same-looking character, I think there would be a difference. And… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
The corporate state is an immensely powerful machine, ordered, legalistic, rational, yet utterly out of human control, wholly and perfectly indifferent to any human… — Charles A. Reich Copy Share Image
The popular mind often pictures gigantic flying machines speeding across the Atlantic carrying innumerable passengers in a way analogous to our modern steam ships.… — William Henry Pickering Copy Share Image
“Alan Turing proposed the Turing Test: a computer is intelligent if you can't tell it from a human when you talk with it. No… — CJS Hayward Copy Share Image
Computers can be taught that certain tune or certain chords changes will sound pleasant together, but I don't think it's going to reach a… — Bonobo Copy Share Image
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