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“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.”

— Benson Bruno

“Penguins don't waste their time trying to fly. They’re unique. They know they were built for the water.”

— Sidney Knight

“The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about the walls…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“You can never have too many penguins.”

— Robyn Mundy

“I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!”

— Edgar Cantero

“What have you got against penguins?’ ‘Nothing very much except for their nasty jauntiness,”

— M.R.C. Kasasian

I suggest we depict penguins as callous and unfeeling creatures who insist on bringing up their children in what is little more than a…

— Jasper Fforde

the answer to every problem involved penguins

— Rick Riordan

“One of my pet peeves was when an adult imagined they had to encapsulate Life for you, hand you Life in a jar, in…

— Marisha Pessl

“Could one perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on a penguin?”

— Tom Michell

“It has been said that we use 10% of our brains, and it shows.”

— James Brown MD