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“Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?”

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If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars.

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Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

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Rise and grind... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

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The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

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A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

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When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

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