Quote by Don Calame Download Open image ““Excuses are like male nipples. They're completely useless.”” — Don Calame ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don’t make excuses, so don’t make excuses for me. When I’m being an ass, it’s because I have one.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“Excuses are a form of poison. They paralyze you with false reasoning and you fail to act.” — Peter Lopez Jr Copy Share Image
“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one, and they all stink.” — Becky Monson Copy Share Image
“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!” — Cimil Goddess of hte Underworld Copy Share Image
“With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Oh, by the way," Coop announces as he weaves his DeathBot ship through a barrage of space debris on his laptop screen. "In case you didn't know. It's national 'That's What She Said' Day." I give him a thumbs-up. "I like it." We're camping out in Sean's backyard tonight. It's another one of our traditions. One night, every summer, we… — Don Calame Copy Share
“...The Things we do not want to speak abot are the very things we need to speak about most” — Don Calame Copy Share Image
“Seriously, though. You're probably right. I'm sure Kelly finds the sight of a scrawny, pasty, white dude flopping around in the water like a… — Don Calame Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t know, I’ve got a few Benjamins burning a hole in my pocket.” I pat the breast pocket of my coveralls. “Besides,… — Don Calame Copy Share Image
