Quote by Juanito Bandito

“Excuses are like backsides...everyone has one, and they all stink!”

— Cimil Goddess of hte Underworld

“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one, and they all stink.”

— Becky Monson

“excuses are like faces everyone has one”

— Joe Walsh

“Excuse your Excuses”

— Bernard Kelvin Clive

“I don’t make excuses, so don’t make excuses for me. When I’m being an ass, it’s because I have one.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

Excuses are like buttholes,everyones got them and they all stink.

— Mimi Force

“Excuses are a form of poison. They paralyze you with false reasoning and you fail to act.”

— Peter Lopez Jr

“People keep making excuses, that’s why everthing happens for a reason.”

— Roy Saputra

“Excuses are things like sausages stuffed with reason, in the skin of a lie.”

— Kianu Starr

“Excuses are like male nipples. They're completely useless.”

— Don Calame

“Excuses do not have to be true, or relevant.”

— Colin Flaherty

“.EXcuses are like male mipples. They're completely useless.”

— Don Calame