Quote by Cimil Goddess of hte Underworld

“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one, and they all stink.”

— Becky Monson

“Excuses are like armpits. Everone has them, and they all stink!”

— Juanito Bandito

“I don’t make excuses, so don’t make excuses for me. When I’m being an ass, it’s because I have one.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

“excuses are like faces everyone has one”

— Joe Walsh

Excuses are like buttholes,everyones got them and they all stink.

— Mimi Force

Excuses are like butt holes... Everyone has them!

— YaPrecia

Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.

— Tom Curle

“Excuse your Excuses”

— Bernard Kelvin Clive

Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one.

— Author Name

“Excuses are things like sausages stuffed with reason, in the skin of a lie.”

— Kianu Starr

“Excuses do not have to be true, or relevant.”

— Colin Flaherty

“Excuses are just lies wrapped up in pretty paper.”

— Coach Sonny