Quote by Dirk Patton Download Open image ““Easy peasy lemon squeezy.”” — Dirk Patton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“When life gives you lemons, squirt your friend in the eye with it.” — Amanda Kellogg Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, say cool, what else you got?” — Carmen in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Copy Share Image
“when life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?” — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
“A friend of mine had called it ‘the Finger of God’ because whatever it reached out and touched just ceased to exist.” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“unlike in the movies, propellers don’t dice up the bad guy to end the fight then keep on spinning like nothing happened. ” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“but at heart, he was still a coward which he masked by being a bully. ” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“We had been hiding and fighting for days and were still within a two hour drive of Atlanta. ” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“We blasted through Laramie, Wyoming, seeing nothing other than the empty pavement brightly illuminated by the Charger’s lights.” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“They’d found both, and brought back a variety of non-lethal weapons. He snorted at the oxymoron. How could a weapon be non-lethal?” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“A deep strike to the kidneys will send the human body into immediate shock, rendering it unable to fight or flee.” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image
“Outfitted with a 25 mm GAU-12 Equalizer, one Bofors 40 mm autocannon, and one 105 mm M102 cannon, it can and does unleash hell on earth.” — Dirk Patton Copy Share Image