"Sometimes I make more money in a weekend……" — Diplo
"Sometimes I make more money in a weekend than my grandpa made in a year."
More Grandpa Quotes
- I'm going to be your grandpa! / I have the biggest smile. / I've been waiting to meet you for… — Billy Crystal
- Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at… — Hal Boyle
- I have been described as the grandfather of climate change. In fact, I am just a grandfather and I do… — James Hansen
- What's sad is that an 80-year-old grandpa has to be the open-minded one. Old people aren't old because of their… — Jose Mujica
- Whoa!!! I heard I offended one of my all time favorite artists Ray Price by my statement “Nobody wants to… — Blake Shelton
- Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought… — Homer
- I cherish the memories of a question my grandson asked me the other day when he said, 'Grandpa, were you… — Richard Winters
- When grandpa was ill and could've died, I would have swapped all my record sales so he could get well.… — Michael Buble
- It is, I suppose, the business of grandparents to create memories and the relative of memories: traditions. We want to… — Ellen Goodman
- I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would… — Merrill Markoe
- I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and… — Jack Handey
- I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!"… — Jack Handey