Box Quote by Diego Sanchez

On my block, I had all these guys coming in and out of jail. When I was 13, I was playing outside my house,…

— Brian Ortega

Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a hockey mask.…

— Anonymous

One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my…

— Louis C. K

I was one of those kids that would take apart the remote control and take all the wheels off my little toy cars.

— Grant Imahara

I was always the one pushing the envelope, stirring things up, sometimes getting in trouble. I was always the first one to get a…

— Ryan Frazier

When I was a kid, man, my dad used to buy me the Ted Williams glove at Sears with the Ted Williams shoes with…

— Tony Gwynn

Admit it you once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get into trouble.

— Anonymous

These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.

— Gloria E. Anzaldúa

I was a latchkey kid.

— Redfoo

When I was little I was always getting hit. Kids would take my hat and throw it around, and it upset me. So I…

— Freddie Prinze

I was in my share of fights whether I'd be outside or in the house with my brothers, so I've always had quick hands.

— Fred VanVleet

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

— Zach Braff