"Two wrongs may not make a right, but……" — Dennis Miller
"Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer."
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149 Quotes by Dennis Miller
Dennis Miller has 149 quotes on this site.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you:…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20…
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More Thousand Quotes
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Some choices we live not only once but a thousand times over, remembering them for the rest of our lives.
— Richard Bach
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O my God, what must a soul be like when it is in this state! It longs to be all…
— Teresa of Avila
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Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a…
— Richard Bach
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The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.
— Joan Baez
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The difference is slight, to the influence of an author, whether he is read by five hundred readers, or by…
— Henry Adams
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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym…
— John Barrymore
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While all other sciences have advanced, that of government is at a standstill - little better understood, little better practiced…
— John Adams
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I have more memories than if I were a thousand years old.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
— Joseph Addison
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What you are, you are by accident of birth; what I am, I am by myself. There are and will…
— Ludwig van Beethoven
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The past speaks to us in a thousand voices, warning and comforting, animating and stirring to action.
— Felix Adler
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The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wishbone.
— William J. H. Boetcker
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