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“Then they decided that the fleas that lived on Siamese cats would probably be more intelligent than the fleas that lived on just ordinary…

— Richard Brautigan

“And he said... ...when fleas jump ship, be careful of where the birds nest.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“When you lay down with dogs,you get fleas.”

— Jean Harlow American Actress 19111937

“Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.”

— Mark Alders

“The Earth is an animal that shakes off its fleas when they dig too deep, bite too hard.”

— Dave Eggers

“It was the first time he'd persuaded a girl into bed by mentioning the possibility of fleas.”

— Karen Chance

“If you ever come home with fleas, I'm dumping you.”

— Kelly Meding

“How can I tell anyone that there has always lived within me a rusty sense of disgust-a dull, brackish water that I suspect is…

— A.M. Homes

“Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don’t come complaining to me.”

— Shelly Laurenston

“Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them.”

— Jason Jack Miller

“I know that you are a mere flea! I know that you need only be squashed to be done away with! I know that…

— Marv Wolfman

“The brain is a soupy lightning storm swirling and crackling in three pounds of wet meat. Do”

— Elan Mastai