Charlie Quote by Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

— Neil Patrick Harris

Oh for God's sake,' Heather said, 'I wish you two would just go out, fail miserably as a couple, and get it over with.

— Sarah Dessen

“Riley shook her head. “I married Brad after I got my Associate's degree in culinary arts. I worked in the Bakery at the same…

— Rebekah Martin

Well, my mom is single and we've both been single at the same time over the last ten years, so I really related to…

— Amanda Peet

“I heard the gunshots. I was worried. Guns don’t always mean the one holding them won.” Steven hugged her close. “Do you remember what…

— Michael Kanuckel

When I first met Charlie, he was dating a porn actress named Ginger Lynn. Very nice. Petite. Very small. And I thought, Oh, that's…

— Jon Cryer

Heather Dubrow saved my life, no question about it.

— Terry Dubrow

Amy Morton is a machine. If she misses a show it's because someone amputated her leg and she's looking for it.

— Anna D. Shapiro

She broke up with me. Didn't really tell me why. Luckily when you're the guy, you can just tell people she's crazy. 'Hey, Tom,…

— Aziz Ansari

“How'd you know he was the one?" "I didn't know. I don't think either of us knew." Heather rolled her eyes. "Neal knew —…

— Rainbow Rowell

I believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley.

— Anne Heche

Congratulations to Charlie Sheen, who's marrying his longtime girlfriend. I have to say...Charlie Sheen has a longtime girlfriend?

— Jimmy Kimmel