Quote by Deb Caletti

“Just because I have shoes on is no sign that I am walking.”

— Eugene Blase

“No footless parking. Violators will be toed.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Too often we post mile markers to convince ourselves of a road that doesn’t exist and a journey that we’re not on.”

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

There were grammatical errors even in his silence.

— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

“To a text-based life-form, unpredictable syntax and poor grammar is a source of huge discomfort. Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get…

— Jasper Fforde

The one affectation I have forced on the publisher ... are my apostrophe-free ellisions. Because I write my scripts to read myself, I dont…

— Andy Rooney

“Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.”

— Lynne Truss

“If this satanic sprinkling of redundant apostrophes causes no little gasp of horror or quickening of the pulse, you should probably put down this…

— Lynne Truss

“We walked past a mailbox shaped like a cow and saw a hand-painted sign on the front door that read THE MORRISON’S—ESTABLISHED 1962. John…

— David Wong

If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, 'Don't move. There's a snake behind your foot,' is it.

— Warren Hutcherson

Punctuation marks are the traffic signals of language: they tell us to slow down, notice this, take a detour, and stop.

— Lynne Truss

I dont care when people drive while using the phone or use bad grammar and crazy acronyms.

— Zach Manal