Quote by Deb Caletti

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”

— Alexander Antebi

“The comfort of shaving with your knife is in the knowing that it is honed to perfection.”

— Mark Lawrence

“At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather,”

— Tina Fey

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving cream.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You shaved for this." "For you." He clutched her bare legs under her skirt, reminding her he still expected a traditional get-laid one night…

— Sara Daniel

“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.”

— Troy Soos

“Fuck you. (Dev) Thank you so much for the offer, but while you do have a certain feminine quality in your demeanor and a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“I made the first cut razor thin. A gentle kiss on virgin skin.”

— Madeleine Kuderick

“I can guarantee a haircut will never tell you anything about someone's gender, who they love, or how they fuck.”

— Andrea Gibson

“One of those largish US women writers on the metaphysics of shagging had declared, as if it were a revelation - and a terrible…

— Bill James