Quote by Dean Koontz Download Open image ““Britney Spears tunes out of its butt, that would have been proof.”” — Dean Koontz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I swear to God the woman sang the whole song, to my face. It was just so awkward, and every time I stood next… — Cheryl Cole Copy Share Image
If you're shocked that Britney was lip-syncing at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
“I stole her perfume out of her car, and in its place I left a loud fart.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If somebody comes on TV and says everything is great and wonderful, you don’t believe it, you say they’re blowing smoke up your butt.… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“She swept away, putting an extra kink into her walk. I would not have thought that a woman with an ass that bony could… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“I noticed a white tag poking out like a tail where it should’ve been smooth spandex. “Your pants are on inside out, beautiful.” But… — Nicola Rendell Copy Share Image
(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy. — Robbie Williams Copy Share Image
“Gerald shouted, “Justin Timberlake wannabe; you need to sit your ass down because ain’t nobody talking to you!” — Toye Lawson Brown Copy Share Image
“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
“This kind of derangement is emblematic of humankind. Grave faults are said to be only eccentricities, and imperfections are routinely celebrated as mere differences… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“He often remembered his dad's admonition that envy was mental theft. If you coveted another man's possessions, Dad said, then you should be willing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
But victimhood was seductive, a release from responsibility and caring. Fear would be transmuted into weary resignation; failure would no longer generate guilt but,… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
What really holds their marriage together are mutual respect of an awesome depth, a shared sense of humor, faith that they were brought together… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Her mother said that three great powers kept the universe going. The first and the strongest was God. Each of the two additional powers… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“To one degree or another, I have been happy most of my life, in part because the world has infinite charms if you wish… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“This life is just a bootcamp, to test and toughen us, to prepare us for the next life of service in some great adventure.… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“A madman should have a madman’s laugh, not the warm chuckle of a favorite uncle.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Anger was a reliable defense, but one that allowed no chance of final victory. Anger was a medicine but never a cure, briefly numbing… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is predetermined for us, and yet all our possible choices are threads in the vast weave of things, so that we have free… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“In fact, time teaches us that the musical score of life oscillates between that of Psycho and that of The Sound of Music, with… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
