Being Quote by Dawn French

I think of myself now as a writer, although I wouldn't go as far as to say 'novelist' because that sounds like a Victorian…

— Dawn French

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are…

— Dawn French

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great…

— Dawn French

Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind…

— Dawn French

“Now, he numbly stands stock-still, in abject fear that this whole catastrophe may well be his doing.”

— Dawn French

I do think you are supposed to go through wars with your child because otherwise the tearing apart that has to happen when they…

— Dawn French

People need to learn to take everyone as they are.

— Dawn French

If I were alive in Rubens's time, I'd be celebrated as a model. Kate Moss would be used as a paint brush.

— Dawn French

“We were a bit like bacon and eggs, where y'know, the chicken is involved, but the pig is really committed? I totally gave myself…

— Dawn French

Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a…

— Dawn French

When I wrote 'Dear Fatty,' I realised that sitting and writing alone is an absolute joy.

— Dawn French

I have turned away from the thought of writing fiction in the past through what I suppose is, actually, fear. The direct, raw invitation…

— Dawn French