"I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years……" — David Sedaris
"I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning. Most of it's just whining, but every so often there'll be something I can use later: a joke, a description, a quote. It's an invaluable aid when it comes to winning arguments. 'That's not what you said on February 3, 1996,' I'll say to someone."
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David Sedaris
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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