Golf Quote by David Louden

“Golf and alcohol don't mix And that's why I don't drink and drive Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth And have to…

— Owl City

“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.”

— T.C. Slonaker

“He had avoided what he regarded as some obvious errors of life, such as politics and golf. But”

— Richard Flanagan

“There's a reason why golfers walk forward to their next shot. It's to move on.”

— J.R. Rim

“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”

— Gardner Dickinson

“You see in such a world as this, an idealist -or perhaps it's only a sentimentalist-must be stoned to death. He makes the others…

— Ford Madox Ford

So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who play golf, you know…

— Bill Engvall

Golf asks something of a man. It makes one loathe mediocrity. It seems to say, "If you are going to keep company with me,…

— Gary Player

“...I tended to be perfectly comfortable hitting shots from places where no other golfer ever wanted to be. It turned out to be an…

— Arnold Palmer

Have you ever actually listened to golfers talking to each other? "Looked good starting out..." "Better direction than last time..." "Who's away?..." It sounds…

— Peter Andrews

“Why was this ridiculous-looking man barging into the middle of the arena, yelling his head off and swinging a golf club like some kind…

— Stacy Gregg

WHILE A MANS BATTLE against himself is undoubtedly at the heart of golfs abiding appeal, the setting in which it is played is, for…

— Herbert Wind