Beard Quote by David Eddings

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still

— Bill Bailey

Never before had she seen such creatures, though they looked much live very large, very shaggy white goats. Thin black horns punctuated the top…

— Tamora Pierce

“The creature bleated like a wounded goat, which is kind of what its face looked like,”

— Hunter Shea

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

— Craig Ferguson

The beard must not be plucked. Ye shall not deface the figure of your beard.

— Cyprian

Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.

— William Shakespeare

“beard framing a face that had started to show his age, weathered and lined from years”

— Richard Allibone

“You're just jealous of my beard." "No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin.”

— FayJay

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.

— Thomas B. Macaulay

“Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“If you keep saying things like ‘man-child,’ we’re done,” Ronan said. “Hey, man. Don’t let it get you down. Once your balls drop, that…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Sucking in air, Heather said, “Fluffy—Mrs. Allen’s ferocious dog—chased me all the way down Pine Street trying to tear me to shreds with his…

— Chelsea Fine