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Beard Quote by David Eddings

“My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some…” quote by David Eddings
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“My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen”

David Eddings

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Elenium by David Eddings, 1989

The speaker harshly critiques another's appearance, suggesting it is grotesque and possibly the result of incestuous parentage.

In simple terms: Harsh criticism of someone's looks and lineage.

Key Takeaway

Avoid personal attacks; focus on constructive dialogue.

Themes

appearance insult lineage

Mood

critical confrontational

Type

satire dialogue

When to use this quote

  • courtroom dispute
  • political debate
  • social media trolling

Key Concepts

body shaming family scandal

Questions to Reflect On

  • What motivates such extreme personal attacks?
  • How can one respond without escalating?
A Different Perspective

Such vitriol can damage relationships and credibility.

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