Comedy Quote by Dave Chappelle Download Open image “I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.” — Dave Chappelle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Dave Dave Chappelle Funny Inspirational
I'm the rap version of Dave Chappelle. I'm not sayin' I'm nearly as talented as Chappelle when it comes to political and social commentary,… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
Dave Chappelle is about as gifted as it gets, as a performer and comedian. [...] It's always great to watch him work. He started… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
Daveeee Chappele is the funnniest I swear ; Ayee ' Chappelle give me some coffee — Amari Copy Share Image
Dave Chappelle - he's one of my favorite icons. I can't think of anyone who's funnier. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
Prior to the 'Chappelle's Show,' you know, no one would even listen to me, in the frame of, 'Oh, he is trying to be… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I would largely attribute my identity - as it relates to music labels and corporate music giants - to Dave Chappelle and his relationship… — Chance The Rapper Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
