"You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four……" — Darynda Jones
"You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve."
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and…
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Swallows have disappeared, bees are dying out because of pesticides that should have been banned long ago - it's a…
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My father was a minister and so rock music was banned in our house.
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[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.
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I, like almost all chemists I know, was also attracted by the smells and bangs that endowed chemistry with that…
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Although my book is banned I am still allowed to go to China and travel. There is no longer the…
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Books won't stay banned. They won't burn. Ideas won't go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor…
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I've not given up hope the belly-putter will be banned. The R and A and the USGA are looking at…
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Killing for pleasure is wrong and should be banned. Fox hunting, stag hunting and hare coursing are moral issues. It…
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The noble Lord, Lord Harrison, said, 'Fox hunting is cruel and I therefore want it banned.' He went on to…
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If I could have banned them all...I would have!
— Dianne Feinstein
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What good does it do to ban some guns. All guns should be banned.
— Howard Metzenbaum
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