"Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite" — Darynda Jones
"Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite"
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Darynda Jones
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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site.
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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…
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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely…
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I…
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There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.
— Teresa of Avila
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
— Tallulah Bankhead
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just…
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
— Jack Benny
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The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
— Alfred Adler
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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
— Yogi Berra
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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The less you know, the more you believe.
— Bono
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The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
— Daniel J. Boorstin
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
— Wernher von Braun
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