Quote by Darby Browne

“You just have to know the signal to get them to stop or they might just suck you dry.”

— Patricia A. Rasey

“If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact…

— Alan Partridge

“I got one more pump in me, then you’ll have to make do with my mouth if you need more.”

— V. Theia

“the liftman in the tube is an eternal necessity...”

— Virginia Woolf

“You cut his head off. It makes it a little difficult for him to suck your cock.”

— C.S. Pacat

“I always got cross with Elizabeth for leaving the top off the toothpaste. Now I throw it away as soon as I open a…

— Rachel Joyce

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“WHAT A SHOCK WHEN THEY TELL YOU IT WON'T HURT AND YOU ALMOST TURN INSIDE OUT WHEN THEY BEGIN.”

— Jenny Holzer

“i mean, jillian gushed. you have this force connecting you. it's under the surface, but it runs deep. ”

— Joan Bauer

“He captures his nipple in my mouth, and he sucks, drawing it in and out of his mouth and flicking it with his tongue.”

— Bella Jewel

“Me: “This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?” NASA: (after five hours of deliberation) “No.…

— Andy Weir

“I’m all right now,” I said, “but leave me alone. I’m going down to the river to bathe.” I took seven steps, and then…

— Roger Zelazny