The Quote by Danny

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table was stainless steel sprayed down with disinfectant,…

— Jarod Kintz

“What’s got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“What is the boy now, who has lost his ball, What, what is he to do? I saw it go Merrily bouncing, down the…

— John Berryman

“Whoop-tee-fucking-do”

— P.C. Cast Kristin Cast

“Referring to Bogey's party: A lame excuse for all the idiots in our school to drink beer and rub up against each other in…

— David Levithan

“When George spotted the pinup girl of his fondest fantasies across that cheesy bar, he had no idea what his pickup line was going…

— Kristen Casey

“Tallie looked for something to throw, but considering the fact that she threw like a girl, she dumped that plan in lieu of grabbing…

— Stephanie Bond

“I remember you organized the big laundry party and all of our friends took their dirty clothes to the laundromat and drank wine out…

— Emblem Editions

“H.A.P.P.Y How are people playing you? My Hand, three of a kind. Today I fold. bartender another drink please... make that a double.”

— Jevon Scott

“The first question should always be, “What kind of game do they think we’re playing?”

— John Braddock

“Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.”

— Tom Swyers

“All in all, it was the goldarndest, Barnum-and-Baileyest, rib-stickinest, rough-and-tumblest infernal foofaraw of a media circus anybody had seen since grandpaw chased the possum…

— John Varley