"The day I notice a cyclist obey a……" — Daniel Tosh
"The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood."
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89 Quotes by Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh has 89 quotes on this site.
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I'm not honest, but you're interesting!
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I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or…
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I was drinking tea the other day, and I thought: they used to fight wars over this.
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on…
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I’m a Bad Test Taker…you mean you’re stupid?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Wouldn't it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if…
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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Women can do anything men can do. Except math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing things, making money, hockey, surfing,…
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Bill Hicks is a huge influence. I love him.
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing.…
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More Bounce Quotes
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I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back.
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No, I've always been impressed with the tremendous resilience of the American economy. I think over the years, over the…
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
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To take a few nouns, and a few pronouns, and adverbs and adjectives, and put them together, ball them up,…
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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends,…
— James Patterson
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I want to teach the post basic moves: turn and bank; drop-step and shoot a power layup; turn to the…
— Jim Harrick
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The quintessential bad - luck position. Pucks can go off bodies, skates, bounce into the net.
— Unknown Author
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With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the…
— Lisa Loeb
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An acrobatic dunk will make it onto Sports Center. A simple, unspectacular bounce pass in the rhythm of the offense…
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I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off everyone.
— Ahmet Zappa
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You have to bounce in life with joy. Your strength lies in your smiles and your songs.
— Harbhajan Singh Yogi
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If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.
— Winston Groom
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